Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don’t know, but where’d she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don’t know, but where’d she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that’s where all the cocks hang out.
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side — er, no — to go shopping — no, not that either — damn it.
Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.
Q: Why did the calf cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?
A: So he could get spanked.
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.